Why Rylan will win X Factor

I haven't watched X Factor from the start; I have watched since I discovered Rylan Clark. The continuous Twitter hype and media backlash towards the camp singer was enough to capture my attention. From the start I thought to myself 'we have a potential winner here'. While the rest of the nation was convinced Rylan was going almost immediately I trusted my instincts.

Flying the flag for the UK

Several weeks later and where is Rylan ... on his way to the final. Being dubbed this years Wagner or Chico he has proved himself as a real contender to win the competition. He has surpassed Ella Henderson, the nations favourite, and proved he can actually sing. Despite the nation calling X Factor Fix Factor when he survives the vote I believe people are actually voting. Here's the break down of his voters:

a) Every gay queen out there
b) Every 'straight acting' gay that wants to fuck him
c) Every gay
d) Every closeted straight man
e) Fag Hags
f) Louis Walsh
g) Katie Price

Regardless of weather Rylan can sing, he sure can perform. It is a slight cross between 90's cheese and Eurovision on crack. This is middle Britain though, right? The songs are catching, toe tapping, rememberable tunes that almost (almost) make you want to get up in your lounge and prance about Rylan Style.

If you look at the remaining acts there's Jahmene, James Arthur and Union J. Now, Jahmene is this years sob story but that aside he can sing. He is the singer of the year - not the winner - the winner can never sing. Jahmene will go far; he's the male Leona. James Arthur will probably cameo in a Lord of the Rings film - I won't list the unfortunate physical features but those deeming him 'sexual' seriously need to reconsider their priorities, or at least make an appointment at Specsavers. Then there is Union J - the boy band that gets young girls and middle aged gays wet from the intro. While One Direction get flung on the boy band scrap heap Union J are reppin' the benefits of stardom (and rightly so).

Union Gay

Oh, I haven't mentioned Chris thingy because I can't even waste my energy talking about the former Red Coat - Piss off back to Butlins babes.

So, the final will be Union J and Rylan. Ella syndrome will hit Jahmene and James. People assume they are safe "oh I don't need to vote" ... Bye bye! Chris is going this week. Leaving one money making act and one spontaneous, shocking act left for the nation to love.

One thing is sure, if Rylan wins, I may actually buy a hard copy of a CD - Christmas #1

Aaron Renfree (behind Rylan all the way)